I’m going to get all spiritual for a moment. If you clicked on this article because it’s about Lazeeva, thinking this was going to feature bare bums and boobs and people who sound like they’re having asthma attacks, I’m sorry, you’re on the wrong site. Actually, I’m not, but thank you for visiting. For those regular readers who think they’re going to be put off because I’m talking about a pornography site, fear not. It’s actually about about my own faith and spirituality. I can hear my Dad breathing a sigh of relief already.
Last year I set an intention. I wanted to get 5000 blog hits in one day. I did all the things that I’m supposed to do, such as working hard, writing useful and informative articles and killing the PR side of things. Yet, those 5000 blog hits in one day eluded me. I wasn’t even close to 100 hits in a day. For a while, I felt lost and wondered if it was worth scrapping that goal from my bucket list. Today, I think I’ve reached that goal, without even having tried. So, what’s the difference? I like to think it’s because I started believing it would happen. I actually said to my husband yesterday afternoon that I feel different right now, like I’m tuned in and I’ve found myself again. Anyway, read on to find out what exactly happened.
Lazeeva was not a name that was on my radar before last night. It’s true, I wrote an article about Lazeeva’s plans to team up with Ela Darling and take over the world of adult VR for OxGadgets, but after writing the article, I didn’t pay them much attention. I’d heard nothing more about them so I just put them to the back of my mind. That was until last night when the editor of OxGadgets alerted me to the fact that something was going on with the Lazeeva story from 2017. To be honest, I had to do some digging to figure out why they had suddenly become the in-thing and searches for Lazeeva were driving thousands of hits to the site in just a matter of hours.
To put it simply, Lazeeva is an adult app store. You might think that’s enough to make it go viral, but hold on. There are lots of pornography sites in the world. Why is this one any different? Well, through the digging I did, I found out that in parts of the world where pornography is banned, Lazeeva circumvents this ban. People have suddenly caught on to this fact and are downloading the app. There’s also the fact that there’s a promo code circulating to offer this
smut entertainment for free. So, of course, people in those countries where pornography is banned are getting quite excited. I’m not mentioning which countries though, because I have this fear that they’ll extradite me for writing a blog that’s discussing this secret. Might have no basis for that, but better safe than sorry on the Internet.
So, my point is this. The universe, or God, or whoever you believe in, works in mysterious ways. If you want something, and you work hard and have faith, there’s a good chance you’ll get what you want, but not in the way that you think. I wanted 5000 blog hits in one day, but I wanted them on my own site, about articles that were, shall we say, respectable? Nah, I don’t get to choose. I got my 5000 blog hits in a 24 hour period but on my friend’s website and it’s about adult entertainment.
It sounds weird, but I sort of knew this might happen. We’ve all heard that old saying, “be careful what you wish for, you might get it.” It’s true. If you wish for a million pounds, you might get it. But you’ll get it because you had some horrific accident that ruined your life and it’s compensation for your injuries. I remember all those times I went to Cyprus and prayed at Petra tou Romiou for the things I wanted, I always got them but there was a sting.
Still, I’m not complaining. I can’t really. I got what I wanted, didn’t I? I’ll take it. And it gives me reason to believe that the work I am doing now will pay off in the future. Now I can move on to the next goal.